Tuesday, January 17, 2006

proyek komunitas propinsi subang jaya

Last night I was relating to my mate, Hefle about this old friend who rang and didn't sound normal; this time round his voice went all menggeletar. I thought, "Apahal mamat ni?", cut the conversation short and hung up. Apparently, according to "How to tell if a guy likes you" magazine articles, I'm not supposed to do that. And more, that could be a sign that he's got a crush. Oops!

Yeah, come on, call me daft! Yes, do laugh at me! Oh wait, let me lay a rug on the floor so that you can roll on it. Rather, I should tickle myself as well so that we can roll together gether.

Hey, this is embarassing OK. Like I'm two years over quarter century old, yet I'm as blind as a bat. I cried you know (whilst laughing with Hefle at my blunder, poor friend...)

Sorry kids, you have to find other KAKAK for advice on boy girl matter. This KAKAK is very the useless one.

Oits! What to do laa wehhhh ... I haven't been doing the meeting boy game for almost 6 years now; been in the longest fruitless relationship. Dah berkarat OK.

Oh and Kairin recently enlightened me that if a guy out of the blue asks you out it means on a date, not bergebang kengkawan style. Really?! No wonder THEY went running like a speeding bullet, after. Sigh! Talking about missed opportunities.

The remedy, according to Hefle, is to drop the ilmiah books/magazines and to start reading the bodo bodo magazines (in her own words), especially on "How to tell if a guy likes you".

So, babes, any recommendation?

77 comments:

zuhri said...

err..majalah remaja?

Erra said...

you read chic's magazine, sir?

zuhri said...

that was like 10 years ago. need to read, in order to know and understand what chics dig. tak ler hopeless sangat bila diaorang bagi signal kat kita, like in sombody's case...hehehe

Izan said...

maryam.. did u get my message?

and my comments for your post this time around... Like I said, sometimes (most of the time), we, smart girl (perasan) can't afford to be intelligent (not even act intelligent).. hmm maybe it's a turn-off for a guy kot to know that a girl is smarter, wiser..

So word of advice.. act like u dunno much.. but not stupid

Erra said...

izan

i act innocent oso, compromised already ... this stupid enche zuhri said i no innocent but i am ... kan? kan? kan?

i dah lama tak kupu2 malam lah, more than a year now ... but boleh gaks to catch up on the latest happenings. mana tahu bump into my brother again, sure diye trauma...

zezz said...

aiyah. u mean u didnt get anything at all from the Remajas and what-nots we read back in F4 and F5? buang duit je cik ghose beli every month :P

yeap, am one of your 'passive readers'

I'm coming out! I'm coming out yeah *a-la diana ross*

Erra said...

dah berkarat dear, dah berkarat

errr ... you still keep them magazines?! :op

zuhri said...

me very good one....

and i agreed with izan, with umb boys, u have to act dumb too. but if we too direct, u ladies also think we perasan

Erra said...

enche zuhri

the thing is i'm not smart, so how dumb should i go?!

PiNaT said...

teringat aku kat zaman2 cintan cintun dulu.. hahahaha..

zuhri said...

see, u try to fool me la tu. u're no good la in this "trying" game. u smart try to pretend dumb. u no innocent, try to prented innocent. aiyah....

Erra said...

chait! people who knows me well, defend me here (nanti i belanja makan @ mamak bistro)

Erra said...

didn't it occur to you that maybe i wasn't trying to pretend to be dumb, instead i was trying to make you admit that i'm smart?

thanks very much for the compliment, sir

*wegra psycho enche zuhri*

zuhri said...

cis, aku terpedaya!

mummy-o said...

wait wait..

wegra ni is very the innocent (can sometime seemed shy2 too laa)

but also at times, can be notti2 too..hehe hence the kupu2 malam outings and other activities that i might not know of (dont kill me wegra, haha)

ah but then, this sweet shy (or so it seems) is very helpful, smart and very articulate. You ppl can tell from her blog la kan.. hehe

Plus, i love her dress sense too.

(wegra, please upgrade that mamak bistro belanje, thank you) ;)

Erra said...

mummy-o

your defence is a bit too much, i already at the verge of tears, terharu....

where where you want to eat i take lah. my credit card paid oredi.

zuhri said...

me want to join too! that naan at tanjung sek 14 very nice la

Erra said...

why you call tanjung? it's mamak bistro. :op

my house is just a shout away

mummy-o said...

alamak..keretapi terlambat kah??

wegra, somebody else said ur smart too. :)

Erra said...

aiyah! where got smart one? ok, ok je.

mummy-o said...

alamak, again lamabat. Wat tanjung?

Now who you're gonna belanje ni?

First come first serve ka?? ;)

Erra said...

lynor

you are priority.

i don't even know who this enche zuhri is, for all i know he could be the cia agent i found snooping at jpm. :op

ok, sikit jam juga enche zuhri akan sensitive and emotional and merepek2...

zuhri said...

u near tanjung, meh? haiyah, shud've called u when i was there last week.

aisay maryam, u just now already tricked me to say that u're smart, now u're accusing me of a cia agent? for all u know that i may be the guy who parked his car just besides ur green arse with a teddy inside. or the guy who just lives a few houses away from ur house. or the guy who bullied u when u're just a kid in school. hahahaha....tengok, aku dah mengarut ni. no good when i have a press conference with some politicians at 3pm today. demmit.

u want to makan there or not? u don't worry one, we can always go dutch. save ur money to buy that d70.

Erra said...

enche zuhri

happy press conferencing, sir

D70s it was... we go Holland ka? But I promised to belanja Lynor rite not you? OK, one fine day we go Holland lah.

PiNaT said...

WAH!!!
AKU NAK KOMEN PUN TAK RETI, JAUH KETINGGALAN.. ERR, TANJUNG APA? hehehe.. :P

Erra said...

Che Pinat

Restauran Tanjung atau Mamak Bistro adalah sebuah kedai mamak yang berdekatan dengan kediaman Wegra di SS14 Subang Jaya.

Restauran corner lot itu merupakan tempat Izan + Wegra memburuk lantak tengah malam buta bagi tujuan menternak badan. Walau bagaimanapun, kegiatan tersebut gagal untuk mengembangkan badan Izan. Ape? Wegra?! Tok sah nak cerita lah ...

Erra said...

Oh ya...

Enche Zuhri

:op

You don’t have to compete with me or try to prove anything to me.

:op

I do acknowledge that you are like Batu Caves steps above me and you have “arrived”. So, please sit easy. ;o)

the:Dreamer said...

For the 27th post... from mag to smartness to food... topik-topik tersebut tak kena mengena langsung dengan budak kiut kat dalam gambar kat atas tuuu...

the:D

lady_bugs said...

erra: this KAKAK also very useless when it comes to boy girl matter ... very2 e useless one :D
err.. whats e relation between batu caves n zuhri yaa.. me confused!! hehehe but now i know e direction to tanjong aka mamak bistro... heehehe

Erra said...

lady_bugs

Apa lagi ... you come over to Mamak Bistro, we can bergebang kengkawan style ramai2.

The kuew teow goreng sedap oso. The burger stall, I've been frequenting since zaman tok kadok.

Erra said...

the:Dreamer

mana budak2 cute?! us all above your comment is it?!

auuwwww!!! you're so kind and generous ...

zuhri said...

lady bugs, i also pening si maryam ni komen i ngan batu caves. adey tangachi maryam, saya tadak bawak itu kavadi la ini tahun. saya tadak minat itu batu caves punya tangga. saya ada minat itu spanish steps dekat venice jugak. fuuh, awek italian yang telah kutinggalkan...kenangan ajer la

Erra said...

lady_bugs

guwe kaliren ... bila nak gi mamak bistro nih?! pedih wooo perut...

Erra said...

enche zuhri

simple layman

you go thru the "chat log" you'll notice if i say something, you have the tendency to try to show that you are better. :op

tak perlu, i know you terrer

lady_bugs said...

ayohh.. mamak bistro ni weekend jelah for me kalau nk bergebang ... jauh sehhh dari habitat saya...
bt my perut pun pedih gak at this mo (bukan setakat keroncong..heavy metal kot.. heheh)

Erra said...

lady_bugs

habitat di mana ni?

*wegra pening perut pedih tunggu lady_bugs*

Izan said...

so maryam..

nak pekena kuey tiow bistro malam ni? I have no dinner plan tonite.

lady_bugs said...

somewhere in e ulu of bangi/putrajaya/kajang... thats my habitat.. hehee.. pedihhh ahh perut ni!!

Erra said...

alamak, jauh nyer lady_bugs

piko piko desu yo ... tak tahan dah ni, turun jap carik mekanam

zuhri said...

wegra, me so hurted. after this, i'm gonna play dumb la. i guess, smart girls like dumb guys. boohuhuhu...

lady_bugs, got penyapu on stand by or not for the bats?

lady_bugs said...

erra: go ahead.. pi mamam...

zuhri: got..always on standby..dont worry e hero dh balik... hehehe.. im not e captain anymore... heheheh...

Erra said...

*wegra munching karipap sambil garu kepala*

enche zuhri

i said i know you are terrer, like that oso you hurted ka?!

ok lah, i take that back.

zuhri said...

u got dandruff issue? oh dear, here i go again...hehehe

Erra said...

enche zuhri

how you know i've got dandruff?! smart laa you. :op

widie said...

too lazy to read the 1st 'few' comments so i'll just nyampuk:

makan? where? can join aa??

Erra said...

weed

of course can join

mamak bistro, near my house, the formerly 7-eleven corner where we buy burger from pak cik burger (padahal mamat tu a few years older je)

widie said...

oh ya, the place yg kita dok pusing2 carik parking padahal nak beli burger cinonit tu.

i've been to that mamak bistro. their roti canai quite nyam nyam gak.. heh

Erra said...

bila weed leh escape from wifey/mummy duties and go mamak bistro with me?

Erra said...

Ye! Ye!

going Mamak Bistro tonite!

Ye! Ye!

nurul bahiyah said...

alamak! amender aku nak komen ni? boy-girl relationship ke or reg. mamak stall?
ok, 1 by 1:

boy-girl r/ship: entah, tak tau nak komen. unless one speak directly " aku suka kat hang"

mamak stall: amboi..baru aku perasan ye, ramai geng kl ropenye kat sini, sapa yang aku nak ajak pegi kedai mamak kat ipoh ni, nanti le aku gi cari hantu gua tempurung...:-)

Erra said...

che nurul bahiyah

mana dekat lagi? ipoh-kuala kangsar ke taiping-kuala kangsar? nanti buleh temankan den poie wedding kek kuala kangsar in april. :op

zuhri said...

dah tak ada kedai kek lagi ke kat kl ni, sampai ke kuala kangsar nak beli kek?

Erra said...

che pinat

tengok enche zuhri tu! diye main2kan slang kita....

zuhri said...

teman orang perak. poie tu apa?

Erra said...

tiru anisism

*sarcasm mode on*

enche zuhri bagaikan katak di bawah tempurung

*sarcasm mode off*

sikit jam juga itu enche sensitive, emotional, goes sulking. :op

ok lah, ok lah ... please stop playing dumb ... rimas tau ... nanti i switch blog.

zuhri said...

i'm lost in translation. signing off

Erra said...

you can't be serious you don't understand, right?

ok

*wegra sign off too*

she-blocks said...

have u received the cd, darlin?

zuhri said...

today i'm in dumb mode :)

Erra said...

enche zuhri

please don't play dumb with me. for all you know i find slow mo frustrating.

Erra said...

cekya

belum sampai laa dear. i'll be on the look out. best nyer! best nyer!

widie said...

i propose wegra open her own chat room. tiap kali aku refresh this page ada je new comment.

#weggers on irc, anyone?

zuhri said...

i buta irc. ym kena ban kat company, so tak leh nak chat. so, chat kat comment ajer la

Erra said...

hehehehe

pedas sungguh comment mu widie. sampai hati kawan.

but i'm not gonna start IRC-ing. masa A levels my Maths teacher gave an ugutan mesra nak ban me from the computer lab.

Erra said...

widie

cepat! refresh lagi ... dan lagi ...

widie said...

eheheh.. no lah, goes to show how famous ur blog is sampai hari ni pun tak putus2 comment.

eh, missed the mamak bistro invitation, when's the next one? :D

Erra said...

weed

the next one is at your convenience, i'm single maa, i can drop everything for you and reorganise myself after.

widie said...

oh wow, i'm flattered! but need to arrange transport first, then baby stuff, then mummy's stuff.. adeh

Lunch je laa camnih.. much easier. heh

Erra said...

chait!

ok ... lunch le, pyramid if i share keta to opis ... pj if i drive to work.

NBB said...

ipoh-kk, taiping-kk?
rasa macam sama je..

zuhri said...

pyramid so near to my office

Erra said...

near mine as well

widie said...

that jaring restaurant that u suggested last time.. ok ke? nak gak try sunway metro area nih.

who knows wegra can be a hero(ine) again and save another lady's bag from snatch thieves.

Erra said...

weed

talking bout that i did another keje bodo.

in carrefour, on the walk-a-lator there was a trolley stuck. other trolleys and people were stacking up behind. i dengan segala bodo went in front of the first trolley, wedge my hand between it's tyre and the wall, raba2 for the stop button.

a smart person would shout to people upstairs to push the stop button. :op

and on jaring, datang awal @ 12 ish

ly-d said...

sungguh saya menyokong cadangan cik (ehh puan) beet kita.. bukak chenel weggers.. aku nak jadik Operator.. bleh kickban org..

suda lama tinggalkan itu aktiviti tak berpekdah... tp dlm tak berpekdah tu.. dpt gak aku laki sorg dan anak sorg muahahah

ly-d said...

bila plak cik wegra kita jadik gutsy-gal foiling snatch thieves attempt?

Erra said...

fuiyoh! that's where the hubby came from eh? good guy. maybe #weggers you boleh tolong moderate. :op