Tuesday, March 28, 2006


i'm so happy
'cos today i found my friends
they're in my head
i'm so ugly
but that's ok
'cos so are you
(ok, let's jump the lyrics)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah!
(now, let's do the chorus)
I like you - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

thanks for buzzing allya! you made my day! best nyer, they are all in town! :op

morning y'all

i'm so very the ngantook, heading home for a quick nap.

good morning!


a society which is clamoring for choice, which is filled with many articulate groups, each urging its own brand of salvation, its own variety of economic philosophy, will give each new generation no peace until all have chosen or gone under, unable to bear the conditions of choice.

+ Margaret Mead +

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Friday, March 24, 2006

last nite

last nite we had another bloggers meet, this time i can't do my skodeng pictures. the place was too dimly lit, mate; peeps would have to freeze for a bit + i would be intrusively pointing the camera at them for the longest time, if otherwise they'll come out all fuzzy, and if that's the case it's not skodeng anymore. for pictures better go to suparrrDzu's [here](oh! please donch call her 'super') + enche zuhri's fotopages [here].

i arrived in hartamas 10 minutes early, i went for a quickie DVD bajakan. i was all excited, i had 10 DVDs in hand + so me gerak to bayar (dah lama tak layan TV, gimme a break). donch ask which titles, they were so not mainstream + you'll go what??? i also went what??? at some of them. only at the counter, did i realise i left my purse in the office. oops! there goes my movie marathon. i think mebbe that was why later the tauke was not so generous with skeez, he probably remembered me from earlier, as suparrrDzu put it, teasing him. :op

oh! thanks pizan for thumbsucker; i like! definitely not suitable for a 1 1/2 year old, yewww psycho! demmit yewww for pulling my leg! but maybe the flick is best for parents who's dying to make their kid conform; thumbsucking for pacification tak macho.

and thanks cik pms for advancing cash for the two DVDs. you're the bomb!!! please donch interest me so high on the loan...

the meet.

them bloggers, they've branded me as the quiet one + so i joined stolencar (who's doing more observing than talking) + played the role; all smiles, intensely observing, sometimes pondering. ;o)

last nite we saw the biggest crowd. we've got a handfull of clown jesters wihout their hats making us go rolling in laughing fits. the crew was pretty loud. but as agus said, it's impossible to get cozy with every single person; biggie crowd. i'm not sombong yo! just shy. :op

ena (auntie roseni's niece) + syamly were there as well. the last time i saw them was at fatboy slim's some years ago. ena remembers my sis + i. syamly hampeh! tetiba he went oh! ni laa anak che nor. yeah! my mom the glam one, us invisible. but i like their watches, real cool!!! i especially like ena's *wegra drool*

oh! i got to skodeng suparrrdzu's notebook; was impressed with her naive doodling but her etymological prowess tickled both cik pms + meself. *peace dzu! we love yeww!!!* it was only one mistake but hahaha all the same. the nerdy in her tickled cik pms alone, i kept my mouth zipped 'cos sometimes i do the same but i'm not a nerd or am i? what am i referring to??? for me to know, titik! yeww peeps donch go busy body.

it was my first time meeting ti.e.na, cosmic girl + red raven. 'twas good meeting you peeps. *wegra waves at ti.e.na, cosmic girl + red raven* enche zuhri was being a true shutterbug the whole nite.

apparently, there were aussie lomographers at the other end of the table being entertained by jiji and pizan.

oh! the brain very the scattered yesterday. after the meet, i was already in subang when i realised i had to drop auntie salma's files at auntie akmar's in jalan dungun. half way, auntie salma rang worried something had happened to me on the road. oops! i had to do a 19 minutes drive, lucky there were no police as i was driving like a mad woman without my licence. :op [note: have a checklist in the car]

p.s. 'tis most unlikely but if syamly was to somehow sesat here he would have gone flabbergasted at the sight of texts + would've just scrolled down. he would've gained nothing + that would be very the waste of time + energy mouse clicking, so wave at syamly, peeps!

p.s.s. the star clown jester awards go to cik pms + cik pijoh. the most memorable moment was when the biggest spit i've ever seen suddenly jumped out from this particular chicka's mouth whilst cik pijah was performing her stand up comedy.

p.s.s.s. bertique, you were sorely missed ...

Thursday, March 23, 2006

richard ashcroft to dysfunctional life


i'm so very in the cloud nine at the moment. last night at 11ish allya rang to ask which richard ashcroft album am i interested in; she was in HMV. auuwww! you're so sweet, i so love you!

shut it!

i don't care if he's passe, he was king once...


agus + enche zuhri

if you wish to learn what i learnt from my socialising with street raconteurs (the homeless) without having to socialise with them, read Stuart: A Life Backwards by Alexander Master. ;o)

here for link to book review and here for link to an abstract from the book

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

emi + jag on rhythm

aih! seronot nyer jadik student ... demmit! i'm young!

Monday, March 20, 2006

wegra's take at cerekarama-ing

once upon a time there was this chicka, she’s got a bunch of close friends she love so much. they’d spend most of their weekends together either clubbing, going nuts over board games or jigsaw puzzle, lazing around watching movies or listening to music or making music, lepaking at a kopi mahals bird watching or hunting for good food.

this chicka is very the kepochi also, her part-time job reads cupid.

one day, her mom’s friend’s daughter came home for good + applied to work with them. she went all excited because she knew this girl from when they were toddlers. she helped the girl settle down, let the girl borrow some of her bhajus mahal from when she was a size 6. after 2 weeks, the girl complained to the chicka that she didn’t have friends in kl because she’s been abroad for ages. the chicka said ok, you can meet my friends. so the chicka introduced this girl to her close friends. the girl was impressed with the chicka’s friends.

the girl was interested with chicka’s guy friend i because the guy drives a good car. chicka said no, he’s in a relationship. ...and went on and on and on discouraging.

after a few weeks of hanging out, chicka the miss cupid + another friend noticed the girl and guy friend ii flirting. (guy friend ii has been single ever since his first love dumped him for being a muslim) they both were excited and initiated match making project piiiraaahhhh. to cut the story short, project piiiraaahhhh was a success.

short of a week after the success, the chicka walked into the girl making out with a guy chicka didn’t know. she was infuriated and walked out without saying anything. she felt the urge to tell guy friend ii but suppressed it, not knowing how to do it.

two weeks later, she pulled the courage to tell guy friend ii about what she saw. guy friend ii went berserk; he said the girl warned him that chicka was jealous about their relationship + is treating her like shit in the office + will try to feed him with lies about her. chicka realised the girl is much smarter than her + she’d loose the crew, one day.

true enough, chicka had to walk out of her friends she loved dearly fearing things would turn much worse than it already is. the girl was then engaged to guy friend ii.

that was two years ago.

one morning, chicka had to pick her mom’s friend from the airport. on the way back to kl, the auntie told chicka that the girl had a wedding reception in london recently. chicka was happy that guy friend ii has found his love and is married. chicka asked the auntie if she had pictures of the wedding + to her surprise the auntie said yes + showed her the pictures off her digital camera.

chicka was saddened to see the pictures, the girl married guy friend i, apparently the girl dumped guy friend ii on their wedding night. the crew has since broken up; they no longer hang out together.

the end.

kesah dongeng; hanya rekaan dan tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau mati.

ayah chik guwe

meet my ayah chik (nope, that's not his car). he's my mom's youngest brother.

yup! he's goofy like that + mama oso like that sometimes + bapak oso like that sometimes, ikoot mood.

so donch get angry with me if i donch know how to pose in front of the camera 'cos i grew up surrounded by adults like them.

Saturday, March 18, 2006


the racist chinese who's been spamming our blogs with hate posts is in dire need of chill pills. i strongly recommend morphine; you'll go euphoric and all your pain would go away.

him maintaining a single track mind, that is all i can prescribe.

i tried to feed him with information but he failed to digest them. i tried to share my experiences but he failed to grasp them. i tried to coax him to an intellectual intercourse but he failed to respond. he kept on parroting the same thing over and over and over again, unable to reflect.

why? why? why? definitely not idiocy; i'm sure his mental capacity surpasses mine, him belonging to a superior race. definitely not crassness; i'm sure he's more cultured + refined than i, him belonging to a superior race. then, it has to be pain + anger motivated. the pain must be too great for him to build that massive wall with thorny creepers. so what was it, sayang? why so much hate + anger welled up?

*wegra hugs racist chinese spammer*

the crassness of this observation shocked everyone into silence, including wegra herself. race related? or it's just wegra not being refined?

you know what's ironic? he calls the malays 'nazis' and him the victim of our 'atrocity', yet he achoed darwinism-inspired eugenics, which justified and encouraged the nazi views on both race and war. tsk! 'superior race'?

such confused soul...

Friday, March 17, 2006


i skodeng you
you skodeng me
together gether we skodeng each other

from yesterday

have a good weekend y'all


Thursday, March 16, 2006

mari berpantun

main galah panjang di tengah jalan
lepas itu main risk pula
sekarang kerja datang bertan-tan
lain kali guwe update ya

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

common courtesy + premenstrual syndrome

just read nahlah’s + widie’s entry on lack of common courtesy amongst malaysians, on the road, in general.

they used to bug me, them little, little things.

it used to bug me when peeps try to initiate small talks at a play; like d’uh someone’s on stage performing. it used to bug me when peeps interject when another is giving a presentation. it used to bug me when peeps don’t acknowledge let alone thank the waiter/waitress who’s just served them. let’s not go on to driving etiquette, which, once upon a time, can make me go botak.

but sekarang my attitude suka hati korangs lah, asal tak step on my toes i leave you as you like it but don’t look at me weird when i thank the tollgate teller.

what went wrong really? when did them politeness start eroding from our society?

i mean, i look at my late grandparents, they were so very courteous, i went so very humbled watching them.

ok, fine. ‘tis part of the process; social development amidst economic development. but we’ve got references from other developed society. why not use them to ensure that we don’t repeat their history? keeping the yin and the yang balanced.

ok, fine. we’ve short circuited many of the problems developed nations had gone through.

so now, what’s the point of this post? saja premenstrual syndrome. (i like being perempuan, blame everything on premenstrual syndrome, everyone go quiet. don’t go jeles-ing guys) :op

Monday, March 13, 2006


allya's the gal in the middle. she's coming home at the end of this month for two weeks. nope, i'm not excited, not a wee bit. (dig that allya? hehe!) unless she brings ben & jerry's, then that a different story. :op

ben & jerry's! ben & jerry's! ben & jerry's! ben & jerry's! ben & jerry's!

oh! or maybe richard ashcroft's latest album??? *sigh*


meet akasyah faidul iman, he's 1 1/2 and he's on my friendster list. donch pray pray ha!

when he's a good boy, bunda would call him akasyah. when he notty gell, bunda would go faidul iman, enough to make him stop. i oso afraid when i hear faidul iman, 'cos it'll always mean bunda is upset, although akceli bunda is very soft spoken one.

i haven't seen akasyah for a long long time. but yesterday bunda + me wanted to visit auntie azwini in bangsar, me made a pit stop at theirs. akasyah was excited to see me and gave that how-are-you-doin'? glance.

akasyah showed me his favourite "Zoo Animal" DVD. when the owl goes on screen, he shouted "AYAH!!!". *wegra pelik* and so we had another dosage of "Zoo Animal" since i had to make sure what i heard. when the owl goes on screen, again he went "AYAH!!!".


anyways, when we were at azwini's akasyah went notty a few notches up. he was sitting on my lap when bunda softly went faidul iman.

*wegra tersirap chicken*

i think akasyah was malu bekos bunda scolded him in front of strangers and so he went for me hair. me oso malu bekos akasyah went for me hair, me went pulling his little hair complete with me drama queen geram expression. right then, ayah akasyah had to turn to look. ooops!

moral of the story: next time cubit discreetly with a smile on your face

p.s. i've updated my blog. to the rest, update please!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Aptly titled: Hey SHORTY, it's your birthday

we gotta party, it's your birthday

happy 18th, suparrrskodengDzu ... erk!!!!

xxx: wegra

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Muslim Women Speak:Claiming The Right to Public Participation

Is it true that Islam does not engage in and support women's rights? Is feminism compatible with Islam? Or is it merely a Western concept? Is it important for women to participate in the decision and law-making process? Who has the power to speak about Islam?


1. Prof. Kecia Ali ( USA)
2. Dr. Ziba Mir Hosseini ( London)
3. Cassandra Balchin (Women Living Under Muslim Laws)

Moderator : Prof. Norani Othman

Muslim Women Speak: Claiming The Right to Public Participation

Date: 19th March 2006 (Sunday)

Time : 8.00 – 10.00 pm

Venue : Ballroom 3 Level 10, Crown Princess hotel, Jalan Tun Razak, Kuala Lumpur

Since seats are limited, please register soonest possible so that the necessary arrangements could be made. Please contact Nurul at 03 7960 6121 or email to yati.sistersinislam@gmail.com.

Brief Biodata of the Speakers :

ZIBA MIR HOSSEINI is an Iranian Anthropologist who lives in London. She works as a freelance researcher and consultant on gender and development issues and has done extensive fieldwork in rural and urban Iran as well as urban Morocco . Since the 1979 Revolution in Iran , she has done research in Teheran family courts and has followed developments in family law debates about gender issues in the Islamic Republic. Her first book, Marriage on Trail;A Study of Family Law in Iran and Morrocco (l.B.Tauris,1993) inspired Kim Longinotto to collaborate with her on this film. She is also the author of Feminism and the Islamic Republic: Dialogues with the Ulema ( Princeton,1999) and Islam and Gender, the Religious Debate in Contemporary Islam.Dr Hosseini is currently teaching in the Hauser Global School Law Program at New York University .

KECIA ALI is a Mellon post-doctoral fellow in Islamic Studies and Women's Studies at Brandeis University, USA . Her research works focus on Islamic jurisprudence. From 2001 to 2003, she worked with the Feminist Sexual Ethics Project, writing about women and gender in Islamic texts and Muslim communities. She received her Ph.D. in Religion (Islamic Studies) from Duke University and has contributed articles to the anthologies Progressive Muslims: On Justice, Gender, and Pluralism and Taking Back Islam: American Muslims Reclaim Their Faith. She is completing a book on marriage and divorce in ninth-century law and working on a collection of essays about sexual ethics in Islamic scripture, tradition and law.

CASSANDRA BALCHIN is the coordinator for Women Living Under Muslim Laws - a global solidarity network for Muslim women throughout the world. The network aims basically at providing linkages and support to women whose lives may be affected by Muslim laws.

Friday, March 10, 2006

gibberish galore

yesterday i went out for lunch with skeez, we were dreaming of getting a hadioh for our mutant friend uzd. we blew our budget in topshop albeit for ourselves. i got a green top, skeez got sexy ehem ehem. maybe next year uzd. :op

the only reason i bought the top for myself pun sebab the sales assistant was so ikhlas bersungguh2 when serving me. dengan serba salah, i korek my purse to pay for the top. that's my weakness yo. if all malaysian sales assistant are turning more like their uk counterpart, i'll be broke pretty soon.

that's the green top, mama took the picture. she asked me what is it for and i replied, for my blog ma. she asked me to take a blurred picture of her and post it on the blog so that peeps won't recognise her. so, this is my blurred mama. if you see her on the streets, pretend not to know her.

oh ya! my uncle has found his way to this blog; wave at him y'all. my brother has found his way to this blog as well; wave at him y'all. even my cousin has found his way here. the name ahmad imran, 27+, single, i presumed an entrepreneur as well, lse graduate; wave if you're interested.

the pictures above were taken at a petrol kiosk and do you wanna see the damage i suffered today from the price hike???

precisely. don't drink and drive yo.

p.s. why at this age if i promote my friends saying they are good peeps, smart, pretty, etc etc ... the question that would follow suit, "if she's that great, how come she's single?" lucky i could answer she just got out of a failed relationship. me, i'm in a limbo and this weekend would be my first year limbo anniversary. should i celebrate?!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

sister sister

wegra + bibots

ada nampak persamaan???
sekian, terima kasih

and a little test, nicked it off desparil's

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

kuching bibots

my sister's cat, kapirus, has just passed away. donch know how to break the news to her.

Monday, March 06, 2006

room tag

udah kenot tahan writing, kepala senget oredi. i'm the first to respond to si suparrrdzu's tag. no pwezzie ke? i've described my room so many times, it's a store room. no joke. happy viewing...

where they are placed? use your imagination....

a childhood friend

meet my childhood friend, widie.
don’t be fooled by her appearance, she may seem sober and very the warisan wanita terakhir. well, she IS very the lembut, actually, despite the tough exterior she tries to project. she’s the coolest chic i know. she’s a music genius. she’s dead creative and intelligent, hilarious as well, very the athletic lagi. very the good friend oso, the one you can trust.

me being me, i had to go missing laa kan slowly2, exploring the world on my own. when i came back after that long void, she’s very the open arms. thanks very much, weed. really appreciate it.

widie was my guitar chee cher. she’s my play the keyboard by listening chee cher, back when i was so dependent on music sheets. but of course, me nuthead tak cukup berguru. petang2 after prep, she’ll drag me to join her jam songs from metallica’s black album on chaklempong (donch remember which laa babe). the music room was our pit stop back then, tak pun the little piano room under ms vicky’s flat. her sketches zaman kanak2 dulu were awesome (i still have some of our sketches, yesh! the mulut tikus sketch. i now remember my doc mart prints around the piece of paper and suddenly a katak squashed under one of the shoe print. i’m the doc mart distributor, remember. hehe!). oh! she’s very the mensa material. (i can't help it, i'm a marketeer OK!)

anyways, i had tea with her and ina yati on sunday.

seperti zaman kanak2 dulu, she still records her jamming session albeit now through her mobile phone. dulu2 pakai keset je, bang.
that’s ina yati listening to the recording attentively. weed was playing jac victor’s gemilang and mariah carey’s my all (wasn’t it?) on the piano, backing a unitar student singer. the unitar girl could really sing mate! my goose went over the bump.

and i’m still in denial. weed, you sure you’ve got a baby girl oredi, babe????
a JAIS undercover skodeng-ing the hotel lobby...

Sunday, March 05, 2006

tagging your personality???

Greed:Very Low
Envy:Very Low
Lust:Very Low

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

Answer these questions:-

1. Greed - What Luxury item did you last buy?
If by luxury you mean something adding to pleasure or comfort but not absolutely necessary, it has to be my KG gold 3 inch sandals which hasn’t left the box since April 2005. Masa beli rasa beautiful, now rasa rugi!!!! But it wasn’t because of greed I got it, i think, but it was so lawa i was smitten and it was on sale. From 69 quid to 19 quid yo!

2. Gluttony - What is your favorite food?
I miss moussaka

3. Wrath - What makes you angry?
Holier than thou attitude against others

4. Sloth - When are you at your laziest?
When the kittens forgot their potty training

5. Envy - What brings the green-eyed monster in you?
Can’t think of anything, rezeki orang lain2 rite????

6. Lust - What / who do you lust after?
An intense longing punya lust has to be for a D70s and the whole works but if you want to kumpul duit to hadiah me a D200 for my birthday in December oso can!!!

7. Pride - What are you most proud of?
I’m proud of my family, I’m proud of my friends so don’t slag them or I'll slap you... :op

Am tagging...
1. mummy-o
2. widot
3. ly-d
4. nadio
5. pinat
6. baby anisism (mana tahu hati terbuka)

Friday, March 03, 2006

bloggers meet

last night, another mengkopi session unfold. skodengDzu + stolencar + mr skull were busy with work, apparently, and so weren't able to join us to see "Ikan Paus" in action. poor Bert the Betik, he took sirap limau ais shower last night.

to the supermutants, if you get to match them kakis below to their right owner, i subside your tengok wayang ticket seposen each. :op

probable owners: bertique, wegra, cik pms, cik pijah, angel eyes, desparil, enche zuhri, flowery, hani

p.s. Casanova will be on saturday 9:30 pm TGV One Utama

Thursday, March 02, 2006

wegra skodeng wan am

this is my wan am. she loves hindi songs. when she does her chores, she'll have them blaring through her chorong and she'll boogie to them.

when my parents were away for umrah, us four would drive all the way to hers in kajang for makan. today without my adiks2 pun, i still do that.

i'm totally knackered + brain drained, i think tonite's mengkopi i'll be diam, as if i'm always bising pun. oh ya! and my mobile is sleeping, so don't go panicking if my phone is not reachable, i'll be there on time.

sekian, terima kasih.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

supermutants' outing to the movies

my meeting was postponed, i.e. time to plan for the outing i think we all agree the most convenient venue would be the GSC cinema in One Utama, ada butut???

weekend the best time??? saturday or lazy sunday??? take your pick...

11:15AM 1:45PM 4:15PM 6:45PM 11:55PM

12:10PM 2:30PM 4:50PM 7:10PM 9:30PM 11:50PM

12:00PM 2:30PM 7:10PM 9:30PM 12:10AM

NANNY MCPHEE (U) Eng (British)
12:00PM 5:00PM

dan lain-lain

kalo nak tengok horror movies can but be prepared to see seats in front of wegra fly :op

now, i open the floor to y'all

now, i'm screwed

azlan abu hassan found his way here and read my "kesah dongeng" post. peeps, waving waving at him.

blardy ell, this is so embarrasing!!!!! demmit! demmit! demmit!

sir, sorry ah, i jaja your name ... ni semua salah enche zuhri, tu lah yew ... jangan kelentong!!!! and kelentong-ing is wrong!!!!

errr ... is there any cheap plastic surgery somewhere i can go to?????

p.s. will all passive readers identify yourself....