Last night I was relating to my mate, Hefle about this old friend who rang and didn't sound normal; this time round his voice went all menggeletar. I thought, "Apahal mamat ni?", cut the conversation short and hung up. Apparently, according to "How to tell if a guy likes you" magazine articles, I'm not supposed to do that. And more, that could be a sign that he's got a crush. Oops!
Yeah, come on, call me daft! Yes, do laugh at me! Oh wait, let me lay a rug on the floor so that you can roll on it. Rather, I should tickle myself as well so that we can roll together gether.
Hey, this is embarassing OK. Like I'm two years over quarter century old, yet I'm as blind as a bat. I cried you know (whilst laughing with Hefle at my blunder, poor friend...)
Sorry kids, you have to find other KAKAK for advice on boy girl matter. This KAKAK is very the useless one.
Oits! What to do laa wehhhh ... I haven't been doing the meeting boy game for almost 6 years now; been in the longest fruitless relationship. Dah berkarat OK.
Oh and Kairin recently enlightened me that if a guy out of the blue asks you out it means on a date, not bergebang kengkawan style. Really?! No wonder THEY went running like a speeding bullet, after. Sigh! Talking about missed opportunities.
The remedy, according to Hefle, is to drop the ilmiah books/magazines and to start reading the bodo bodo magazines (in her own words), especially on "How to tell if a guy likes you".
So, babes, any recommendation?
54 comments:
you read chic's magazine, sir?
izan
i act innocent oso, compromised already ... this stupid enche zuhri said i no innocent but i am ... kan? kan? kan?
i dah lama tak kupu2 malam lah, more than a year now ... but boleh gaks to catch up on the latest happenings. mana tahu bump into my brother again, sure diye trauma...
aiyah. u mean u didnt get anything at all from the Remajas and what-nots we read back in F4 and F5? buang duit je cik ghose beli every month :P
yeap, am one of your 'passive readers'
I'm coming out! I'm coming out yeah *a-la diana ross*
dah berkarat dear, dah berkarat
errr ... you still keep them magazines?! :op
enche zuhri
the thing is i'm not smart, so how dumb should i go?!
teringat aku kat zaman2 cintan cintun dulu.. hahahaha..
chait! people who knows me well, defend me here (nanti i belanja makan @ mamak bistro)
didn't it occur to you that maybe i wasn't trying to pretend to be dumb, instead i was trying to make you admit that i'm smart?
thanks very much for the compliment, sir
*wegra psycho enche zuhri*
wait wait..
wegra ni is very the innocent (can sometime seemed shy2 too laa)
but also at times, can be notti2 too..hehe hence the kupu2 malam outings and other activities that i might not know of (dont kill me wegra, haha)
ah but then, this sweet shy (or so it seems) is very helpful, smart and very articulate. You ppl can tell from her blog la kan.. hehe
Plus, i love her dress sense too.
(wegra, please upgrade that mamak bistro belanje, thank you) ;)
mummy-o
your defence is a bit too much, i already at the verge of tears, terharu....
where where you want to eat i take lah. my credit card paid oredi.
why you call tanjung? it's mamak bistro. :op
my house is just a shout away
alamak..keretapi terlambat kah??
wegra, somebody else said ur smart too. :)
aiyah! where got smart one? ok, ok je.
alamak, again lamabat. Wat tanjung?
Now who you're gonna belanje ni?
First come first serve ka?? ;)
lynor
you are priority.
i don't even know who this enche zuhri is, for all i know he could be the cia agent i found snooping at jpm. :op
ok, sikit jam juga enche zuhri akan sensitive and emotional and merepek2...
enche zuhri
happy press conferencing, sir
D70s it was... we go Holland ka? But I promised to belanja Lynor rite not you? OK, one fine day we go Holland lah.
WAH!!!
AKU NAK KOMEN PUN TAK RETI, JAUH KETINGGALAN.. ERR, TANJUNG APA? hehehe.. :P
Che Pinat
Restauran Tanjung atau Mamak Bistro adalah sebuah kedai mamak yang berdekatan dengan kediaman Wegra di SS14 Subang Jaya.
Restauran corner lot itu merupakan tempat Izan + Wegra memburuk lantak tengah malam buta bagi tujuan menternak badan. Walau bagaimanapun, kegiatan tersebut gagal untuk mengembangkan badan Izan. Ape? Wegra?! Tok sah nak cerita lah ...
Oh ya...
Enche Zuhri
:op
You don’t have to compete with me or try to prove anything to me.
:op
I do acknowledge that you are like Batu Caves steps above me and you have “arrived”. So, please sit easy. ;o)
For the 27th post... from mag to smartness to food... topik-topik tersebut tak kena mengena langsung dengan budak kiut kat dalam gambar kat atas tuuu...
the:D
lady_bugs
Apa lagi ... you come over to Mamak Bistro, we can bergebang kengkawan style ramai2.
The kuew teow goreng sedap oso. The burger stall, I've been frequenting since zaman tok kadok.
the:Dreamer
mana budak2 cute?! us all above your comment is it?!
auuwwww!!! you're so kind and generous ...
lady_bugs
guwe kaliren ... bila nak gi mamak bistro nih?! pedih wooo perut...
enche zuhri
simple layman
you go thru the "chat log" you'll notice if i say something, you have the tendency to try to show that you are better. :op
tak perlu, i know you terrer
lady_bugs
habitat di mana ni?
*wegra pening perut pedih tunggu lady_bugs*
alamak, jauh nyer lady_bugs
piko piko desu yo ... tak tahan dah ni, turun jap carik mekanam
*wegra munching karipap sambil garu kepala*
enche zuhri
i said i know you are terrer, like that oso you hurted ka?!
ok lah, i take that back.
enche zuhri
how you know i've got dandruff?! smart laa you. :op
too lazy to read the 1st 'few' comments so i'll just nyampuk:
makan? where? can join aa??
weed
of course can join
mamak bistro, near my house, the formerly 7-eleven corner where we buy burger from pak cik burger (padahal mamat tu a few years older je)
oh ya, the place yg kita dok pusing2 carik parking padahal nak beli burger cinonit tu.
i've been to that mamak bistro. their roti canai quite nyam nyam gak.. heh
bila weed leh escape from wifey/mummy duties and go mamak bistro with me?
Ye! Ye!
going Mamak Bistro tonite!
Ye! Ye!
alamak! amender aku nak komen ni? boy-girl relationship ke or reg. mamak stall?
ok, 1 by 1:
boy-girl r/ship: entah, tak tau nak komen. unless one speak directly " aku suka kat hang"
mamak stall: amboi..baru aku perasan ye, ramai geng kl ropenye kat sini, sapa yang aku nak ajak pegi kedai mamak kat ipoh ni, nanti le aku gi cari hantu gua tempurung...:-)
che nurul bahiyah
mana dekat lagi? ipoh-kuala kangsar ke taiping-kuala kangsar? nanti buleh temankan den poie wedding kek kuala kangsar in april. :op
che pinat
tengok enche zuhri tu! diye main2kan slang kita....
tiru anisism
*sarcasm mode on*
enche zuhri bagaikan katak di bawah tempurung
*sarcasm mode off*
sikit jam juga itu enche sensitive, emotional, goes sulking. :op
ok lah, ok lah ... please stop playing dumb ... rimas tau ... nanti i switch blog.
you can't be serious you don't understand, right?
ok
*wegra sign off too*
have u received the cd, darlin?
enche zuhri
please don't play dumb with me. for all you know i find slow mo frustrating.
cekya
belum sampai laa dear. i'll be on the look out. best nyer! best nyer!
i propose wegra open her own chat room. tiap kali aku refresh this page ada je new comment.
#weggers on irc, anyone?
hehehehe
pedas sungguh comment mu widie. sampai hati kawan.
but i'm not gonna start IRC-ing. masa A levels my Maths teacher gave an ugutan mesra nak ban me from the computer lab.
widie
cepat! refresh lagi ... dan lagi ...
eheheh.. no lah, goes to show how famous ur blog is sampai hari ni pun tak putus2 comment.
eh, missed the mamak bistro invitation, when's the next one? :D
weed
the next one is at your convenience, i'm single maa, i can drop everything for you and reorganise myself after.
oh wow, i'm flattered! but need to arrange transport first, then baby stuff, then mummy's stuff.. adeh
Lunch je laa camnih.. much easier. heh
chait!
ok ... lunch le, pyramid if i share keta to opis ... pj if i drive to work.
near mine as well
that jaring restaurant that u suggested last time.. ok ke? nak gak try sunway metro area nih.
who knows wegra can be a hero(ine) again and save another lady's bag from snatch thieves.
weed
talking bout that i did another keje bodo.
in carrefour, on the walk-a-lator there was a trolley stuck. other trolleys and people were stacking up behind. i dengan segala bodo went in front of the first trolley, wedge my hand between it's tyre and the wall, raba2 for the stop button.
a smart person would shout to people upstairs to push the stop button. :op
and on jaring, datang awal @ 12 ish
sungguh saya menyokong cadangan cik (ehh puan) beet kita.. bukak chenel weggers.. aku nak jadik Operator.. bleh kickban org..
suda lama tinggalkan itu aktiviti tak berpekdah... tp dlm tak berpekdah tu.. dpt gak aku laki sorg dan anak sorg muahahah
bila plak cik wegra kita jadik gutsy-gal foiling snatch thieves attempt?
fuiyoh! that's where the hubby came from eh? good guy. maybe #weggers you boleh tolong moderate. :op
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