Tuesday, December 27, 2005

USD 2.5 billion

Not too long ago, an Arab tourist got mugged. He went into a Maybank branch to ask for help. Every single person in the bank ignored him but the bank manager kesian and offered the Arab to borrow his money, it was about RM 1,000 that he loaned.

The Arab profusely thanked the bank manager, asked him for his account details and promised to pay every single penny. Three months passed, there was nothing. The bank manager just pushed the event aside, saying it was just one of those things.

Recently, he was queried by Bank Negara and got confused. When he check his bank account, he found RM 9 billion in his account and fell dead. Bank Negara went to query his wife, after a while his wife remembered the account and related it to the investigation officer.

Bank Negara, now, decided to not release the RM 9 billion. Kurang ajo Bank Negara! Rezeki the bank manager's wife and young children lagi mau sekat.

True story.

11 comments:

widie said...

HEPI BESDEI DOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

zuhri said...

they shud give that rm9b to you as besday pressie, sure u dah sekufu dengan orang-orang bangsawan itew. anyway, hepi birthday, sweetie.

Erra said...

thanks weed, anda masih ingat! :o)

thanks enche zuhri

nadio said...

jap...the 9billion came from where? from the arab tourist ke? adakah soalan aku ni tak masuk topik?

Erra said...

from the Arab tourist, dear!

lesson learnt: orang mintak tolong, tolong!

widie said...

calling all bleeding rich arab tourists who were mugged or pickpocketed here in mesia.. i have RM5 if anta need bus fare.
heheh.

Erra said...

Weed

tadi kat tol bandar sunway, i realised i didn't have any ongkos and my touch n go in the other car. terkorek2, dapat laa raise RM 1 for the tol. if that ever happens again, i call you ek? :op

zuhri said...

u shud call me instead la. i operate that toll plaza....ish

Erra said...

masa tengah quids in kene tabur2 duit dalam kete, so that bila in that situation leh korek2. hehehe!

Erra said...

enche zuhri

next time, if that ever happens. i'll bediri tengah2 jalan, jerit your name. kalo you tak datang, i naikkan pitch, so high so much so your building glasses could break.

amacam, OK ka?

zuhri said...

just call my name...and i'll be there (with the tune of ben by MJ)